Hulk's Blog

Hulk and Arby's Roast Beef!

2010-03-30T10:39:00.003-06:00

Hulk recently asked to help Arby's.
Yes, Puny Human Roast Beef Place.
Hulk says it was SMASHING good time!

Hulk's Puny Human Buddy went on a nifty Antarctica cruise vacation and has cool pics/video of the Full Moon setting over the Colorado Rockies.

Hulk Approves of GREEN River Rafting

2009-09-09T11:09:00.004-06:00

Hulk's little human buddy went rafting on the GREEN River.
They also went zip lining in Colorado.
Looks like a SMASHING good time!

Puny Human Christmas Lights

2008-12-10T13:35:00.008-07:00

Here are some Puny Human Christmas Lights.
BAH, only 20,000 - Hulk not impressed.
Hulk like to control the Christmas Lights.
Hulk watch Christmas videos
Hulk listen to free Christmas music.
Hulk send Puny Human Christmas messages.
Hulk look for Big Red Guy on Santa Tracker

Hulk say HO-HO-HO! ;-)

Hulk versus McCain & Obama

2008-10-28T11:40:00.004-06:00

Hulk's Halloween Decorations allow you to vote for Obama, McCain, or Hulk. Hulk currently in second place - one vote ahead of Puny Human McCain, eight votes behind Puny Human Obama. Listen to Hulk'in Halloween Music (or Christmas Music) while you view and control Hulk's Halloween Decorations.

Vote for Hulk ... or Hulk Ghost get you!

More Hulk for President

2008-09-17T20:40:00.001-06:00

Another picture of Hulk for President
Hulk look very presidential - ready for office.

Hulk for President!

2008-08-02T14:35:00.005-06:00

Hulk run for President
Hulk is Green Party Candidate
Link to Hulk for President
Hulk SMASH if he not win!

2008-05-07T11:02:00.001-06:00

Hulk "Towers" over Devil's Tower, Wyoming

Hulkzilla!!!

2007-08-16T12:40:00.000-06:00

Brother of Hulk's Puny Human Friend got married.
Hulk think Puny Human weddings are SMASHING!
More Hulk Married Homer Simpson!

2007-05-26T22:37:00.000-06:00

Hulk says Watching Paint Dry is SMASHING!
Almost as good as Watching Grass Grow!

Hulk's Little SuperHero Buddies

2007-02-17T14:31:00.000-07:00

Hulk's Puny Human buddies like to be superhero's.

Hulk'in Christmas Lights

2006-12-02T11:05:00.000-07:00

Hulk's Puny Human friend is baacckk with his controllable Christmas Lights Three live webcams allow you to view the 15,000 lights and giant inflatable Elmo, Frosty, Santa, and Homer Simpson plus X10 power technology allows you to turn 'em on and off - D'OH!

Puny Humans can try to turn Hulk off - BAH!

Hulk suggest listening to free christmas music while checking out the christmas decorations ... and the Big Green Guy will keep an eye out for the Big Red Guy on the Santa Tracker.

Merry Christmas and HO HO HO from HULK! ;-)

Superman Kyle

2006-09-20T12:52:00.000-06:00

Hulk's buddy Kyle is Superman!
Better than these Puny Human halloween costumes.
Hulk think Halloween is SMASHING!
Hulk will be part of these halloween decorations.
See Hulk live on three webcams for halloween 2006.
All warmup for SMASHING Christmas Lights!

Puny Human Monitor Contest

2006-07-17T09:28:00.000-06:00

Puny Human Philipp has monitor contest.
Here is HULK's SMASHING entry.
Click on image for HULK-size!

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Hulk'in Limeade Stand for Celiac Charity - turn stuff on & off with 3 live webcams

2006-06-05T12:21:00.000-06:00

My alter-ego had a lotta fun last year doing a Lemonade Stand ... ooops LIMEADE stand - don't want to make the Big Green Guy angry! ;-)

Being a scientist, I decided to take it up a notch this year and broadcast it live on the Internet via three webcams. I've also enabled X10 powerline controls so surfers can turn stuff on & off. It's online NOW (with a "lemonade stand" in my basement) so people can check it out - turning the groovy lava lamp on & off seems to be the favorite.

All profits will be donated to celiac disease research. While we made a whopping $9 last year, my hope is this year there might be more donations (especially online) as people can view and control stuff via the Internet.
2005 Hulkin' Lemonade Stand

Webcam1 in Basement that's LIVE NOW!

Parking Reserved for Hazel Miller

2006-05-24T16:45:00.000-06:00

Hulk have nice Puny Human next-door neighbors.
They hire Hazel Miller Band for party.
Hulk says she ROCKS better than Rock Man!
Puny Humans ask if band can use Hulk's driveway.
Hulk happy to reserve spot for Hazel.

Hulk & RockMan are SMASHING buddies

2006-05-04T18:55:00.000-06:00

Hulk usually SMASH rocks.
But Hulk like Rock Man.
Put cursor over picture
to see both Hulk and Rock Man SMASH!

Puny Human T-Shirt Contest

2006-03-03T22:57:00.000-07:00

Hulk asked to judge Puny Human T-Shirt Contest
Hulk hopes She-Hulk will be modeling them.
Hulk says she should wear V7ndotcom Elursrebmem T-shirt.
Hulk think she is cuter than GoogleGirl

Hulk'in Sheriff

2006-02-22T23:01:00.000-07:00

Lou Ferrigno recently become a deputy sheriff - the bad guys better watch out! ;-)

Hulk Watching Paint Dry

2006-02-17T15:05:00.000-07:00

Hulk been busy watching paint dry while smashing
v7ndotcom elursrebmem black hat SEO's
Hulk will talk more about this later.

Puny Human B-1 Bomber ... NOT!

2006-01-02T23:32:00.000-07:00

Hulk read about Sound of Freedom
Hulk say Jet Noise good.
Sobering story is Final Salute

Hulk'in Christmas Lights

2005-12-18T19:26:00.000-07:00

Hulk like these Puny Human christmas decorations.
Hulk look good with christmas lights
Hulk think it is SMASHING that you can not only view those lights via 3 webcams, but also turn them on & off from the Internet. Even more SMASHING is over $3,000 raised for Celiac Disease.
More charity stuff at v7ndotcom elursrebmem

Puny Human Philipp Hulk

2005-11-16T06:38:00.000-07:00

Hulk read Puny Human Philipp's Blog
Good read, but not enough SMASHING!
He make fun of Hulk in the pool
Puny Human Philipp draw picture of Hulk.
Hulk ask what story behind picture is:
"It's not my illustration (it's by Dale Keown), but I also didn't just put a paper on top of the comic, but drew it on my own in free-style! Then guess what -- I won the first prize in a comic book shop contest, but they changed the prize award time to one hour earlier and I MISSED MY PRIZE. When I entered the comic shop all people were staring at me whispering, "is this the guy..?" and when I asked the boss what's up, he told me my prize had been given to the second winner, and I got some cheap comic book I already owned!!!!! Worst day of my life, seriously ;)"

Hulk'in Halloween

2005-10-10T10:48:00.000-06:00

Hulk have some cool Halloween Stuff
Including a webcam
No halloween costumes or halloween decorations!
Hulk suggest Puny Humans check it out.
Hulk warming up for his christmas stuff
Hulk not have christmas trees but
Hulk will have nice ugly christmas decorations.

Can the HULK smash down a concrete edge?

2005-09-13T20:53:00.000-06:00

So as part of that stamped concrete patio there was some concrete edging done. It's supposed to be level with the ground, but as can be seen below, the contractors didn't do too good of job. Maybe I can get the Big Green Guy out of the basement crawlspace to smash it down for me ... ;-)

Hulkin' Concrete Patio

2005-08-11T13:21:00.000-06:00

Hulk have too many Hulk Drops a while back
Puny Human Banner have new deck designs
Includes Hulkin' patio umbrellas
Hulk not want to SMASH stamped concrete
Hulk not drink before doing deck demolition derby

Hulkin' Lemonade Stand

2005-07-24T21:19:00.000-06:00

Looks like my Big Green Alter-Ego showed up at this lemonade stand. Read more at that link, but it appears I'll need to buy yet another pair of purple pants. While the picture is funny, it's no fun waking up after transforming back to human form and your clothes are not just ripped, but gone.

Neighborhood Parade is a Hulk'in Success

2005-07-07T22:47:00.000-06:00

Puny Human Banner write that Hulk get flabby.
BAH, Hulk still strong to ride in neighborhood parade.
Hulk even do Hulk'in belly flop into pool.
Hulk say neighborhood parade SMASHING success!

Hulk recovers from lost muscle tone

2005-07-06T11:31:00.000-06:00

After living with my alter-ego for a couple of years, he recently got a bit flabby in his right arm. Fortunately, my brother Dr. Kurt Banner flew in and was able to fix the leak. Tony the Tiger provided support after the "operation" and Kyle says the Big Green Guy is back up to full SMASHING strength.

Hulk'in July 4th Parade

2005-06-29T13:12:00.000-06:00

Hulk's live with lots of Puny Human families/kids.
Hulk think that is cool.
Hulk participate in neighbood parades
Hulk ended up in the pool one year.
Hulk might be on Zodiac Boat this weekend.
But Hulk hope to make it back in time for neighborhood parade.

Hulk SMASH Weeds

2005-06-13T22:19:00.000-06:00

Hulk like seeing green grass grow.
But Hulk not like weeds.
Puny Human father-in-law use weed puller
Hulk's SMASHING foot one strong weed killer!

Hulk's Hideaway

2005-06-07T22:35:00.000-06:00

Hulk not post for a while.
Hulk has been hanging out in basement crawl space.
Hulk thinks Puny Humans can be annoying at times.
So Hulk go down here for peace and quiet.

Other Hulk's in the Blogsphere

2005-05-31T22:17:00.000-06:00

While my green alter-ego started this Blog, there is also Hulk's Diary that is on the Internet and he seems quite upset about "Other Hulk" - it appears he is talking this blog over at LiveJournal. As you know, it's not a good idea to get Hulk angry, and I can only imagine what would happen if two (or more) Hulk's got mad at one another. But is there more than one Hulk ... or maybe when the transformation occurs, I become a multiple personality Hulk?

I personally think Hulk's diary is pretty funny ... and if you like it, check out his $2 Red Bull PayPal donation button to help him smash bad guys. I'm a little puzzled that he says "the internet was invented in 2001" which we all know is way off ... but hey, Big Green Monsters aren't known for their technical accuracy ... and again, who wants to argue with the Hulk!

He talks about chatting with "Mister Science Man Reed Richards ... if Other Hulk lives in a seperate dimension or something" - Dr. Richards and I have collaborated in the past (his specialty is Cosmic Rays, mine is Gamma Rays) so I'll be curious how he answers the question and I might have to give Reed a holler myself - I haven't seen his wife in a while (she seems to have a "thing" for his friend Ben), and ~~their son~~ her brother can be a bit of a hothead.

BTW, one more quote from that site is "Hulk also thinks you should spend time thinking about men and women who have fought for your freedom to smash things, too" and I could not agree more with that comment.

P.S. Hulk's Diary concludes by saying "IT IS TIME FOR HAMBURGERS!!!!!" and here is a Hulk'in BBQ Grill.

Car Talk Puny Humans like Hulkmobile

2005-05-26T21:18:00.000-06:00

First, per the post below, the Big Green Guy can really tie one on - I guess he was the life of the party, although there is still a dent in my backyard grass where he dropped from the roof and slept last night - I wonder what the neighbors thought?

On a lighter note, it looks like the Car Talk Guys (Click & Clack) like the Hulkmobile. Tom & Ray are hilareous on the radio, in print, and on the web - highly recommended.

Hulk Drop Martini - ugghhh

2005-05-26T08:04:00.000-06:00

Hulk not feel too good this morning.
Hulk go to Puny Human party last night.
Puny Humans serve Lemon Drop Martini's.
Hulk decide to make Hulk Drop Martini's.
Hulk not remember what happened after that.
Hulk wake up on back yard this morning.
Puny Humans leave picture below explaining things.

My green alter-ego is blogging?

2005-05-20T13:49:00.000-06:00

My last memory was reading my Email in the evening and noticing that Citibank sent me a note saying there was some security issue with my bank account. I clicked on the provided link, but it said Internet Exploder required - I use Firefox, but iview makes IE one click away. So the page loaded, and then I was assulted by pop-ups and pop-unders ... followed by an IM saying "your checking account has been cleaned out - thanx sucka." I wrote back "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" but my bank balance now showed zero dollars ... and then despite my best efforts, I got mad ... and that's not a good thing.

I woke this morning and noticed my keyboard was smashed to pieces (fortunately I buy them by the gross) and realized that the Big Green Monster must have emerged. The last IM was worded "don't hurt me .... arrggggg" and while IE was gone, Firefox was still on the screen. The primary tab had (what I later learned) was the correct Citibank web page showing a bank balance $10,000 higher than what it should have been. While I was relieved at that, it was with dread that I clicked on another tab titled Hulk's Blog and it dawned on me what had happened before the keyboard was smashed. At least this time there wasn't any major property damage (my homeowner's insurance premiums are pretty hefty), except my clothes were torn again, but I buy those by the gross also.

I was about to click on the "Delete this Blog" button since I can only imagine what havoc my alter-ego could wreak on the Internet if unleashed, but then paused. I have no memory of what happens after the transformation occurs, but this blog might provide some insights into what happens - heck, I didn't think the Big Green Guy could read, much less type ... plus he SMASHED some phishers which ain't too bad! ;-)

Hulk First Post!

2005-05-19T21:47:00.000-06:00

Hulk find puny human keyboard.
Hulk decide to try blogging.
Hulk not an ugly bloggers.
Hulk make First Post.
Hulk good at SMASHING.
Hulk not so good at typing - get mad!
Hulk SMASH keyboar ...